This blog is for literally everyone. I share what is going on in my daily life, I talk about my opinions on the world, and I share pictures and videos and things for your entertainment. Sorry if I am boring (I may or may not be extremely boring and awkward) but if you don't like me, feel free to leave at any time. But just know, I will find all the haters and trolls, kidnap you, lock you in my basement, then blend you in a blender until a liquid has been reached and then sell you to the public as "Haterade." Thanks guys ^_^

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Suicide 4-20-14

I have over 10 ways I want to commit suicide. Four attempts (that my parents never found out about), and many, many times I've contemplated doing it or not. What a wonderful life I fucking live in.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Sexy Bits 4-9-14

So a lot has happened since I posted last... I lost my virginity, I'm going to get my septum, eyebrow and lip pierced, and I might just fail 9th grade.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

UGLY 2-23-14

I'm whitening my teeth and brushing my shower hair all at the same time. I look like someone found me on the side of the road whilst wandering the woods with their family.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Serenaded at Midnight 2-11-14

I'm being serenaded... by a hot emo boy.... with happy and sad songs.... at midnight.... inch me. I'm dreaming :o

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

By the Way... 2-5-14

That last post was about my friends with benefits. My boyfriend and I broke up. He lied. He's a fucking liar.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Legit Best Day 2-2-14

Apparently, I'm one of the best kissers he's ever kissed, I give the best handjobs (with no practice btw: first timer over here), and I'm sexy as fuck without even trying. Let's just say yesterday was a fun day and I got to smile and cuddle and kiss and touch and feel and smell and grab and lick and bite and talk and be myself all in one day. It was actually the best day of my life.